One size doesn’t fit all…

This will probably be one of the articles that my future ex-husband will throw back in my face during our impending divorce. But since I’m neither engaged or in relationship, FUCK IT! There’s a vile rumor going around in the world suggesting that penis size doesn’t matter, that it’s all about “the motion of the ocean” or however the fuck its said. Not sure, how or who got it started but I’m pretty sure it was a man. And I may in the minority here, who feels this way but as far as I know, no one ever got excited because they were about to sit on a short dick…Unless it’s thing somewhere, in the universe…
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Culturally speaking

I went the mall the other day and stopped at one of those sunglasses cart and started looking and talking to the vendor. As we’re talking, he start asking me where I’m from. Before I could even give him an answer, he says ” I mean, which part of the states are you visiting from”. First off, I’m neither impressed or flattered that you’ve mistaken me for an American, and second, how about you let me talk you little old, Oliver Twist. When I told me him that I was in fact Canadian, he then asked me where exactly, because I sound America, I told him Montreal and then he came me that FUCKING look. For those of you not familiar with the “look”, it’s when a person of color is asked where they’re from and it’s usually asked by a white person squinting their little their beady eyes as a way of meaning “you know what I really mean= Canadians are not black” or if you’re really lucky they’ll straight up ask you. “I mean, where are you really from? When did you come to Canada?” which is when I start remembering the breathing techniques that I learned in anger management (a story for another day…).

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The Love Below

Loving your burrito pregnancy gut is one thing, but loving your vagina…Somewhat difficult for a lot of women. I’m all about loving your body, and I mean every crevasse of it and having a somewhat healthy relationship with it. I’ve talked about how you need to love yourself and should treat your body with kindness. But I mean in all this self-love talk, I didn’t mention the love and compassion that you should have for your vagina. It’s obviously part of your body, but it’s often a part that we don’t think about unless we’re having sex and masturbating.

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